Monday, October 25, 2010

Copy Cat-ada

Canada is clearly pathetic. They claim to be different from America, but at the same time, they copy all of the US's shows.

 Seem familiar?

No your eyes aren't fooling you. This really is the logo for Canadian Idol.


It's okay. I laughed too. 
But really, I'm actually amazed at this show, here. 
It must have been real hard to find actual decent
looking people in Canada.

 It's like ESPN for curling.

But, come on. We should cut them some slack. They clearly have no originality and have to borrow their ideas from the US. You know we'd be more than happy to share. 
  All we're asking for is a little thank you, though.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

O Canada!

Ashley and I decided that Canada's national anthem, besides sounding like church music, was unfit. So, I took it upon myself to rewrite the lyrics to what it should rightfully be. 

For those of you who have never cared to see the original here it is:
                     O Canada!
                Our home and native land!
                True patriot love in all thy sons command.
                With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
                The True North strong and free!
                From far and wide,
                O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
                God keep our land glorious and free!
                O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
                O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

The version it should actually be:
                    O Canada!
                Our beer is brewed and grand!
                Until 1931, we were under Britain's command.
                With abundance of only ice,
                Life consists of hockey!
                Kids far and wide,
                O Canada, travel to be potential draftees.
                God keeps our land negative ten degrees!
                O Canada, the US we strive to be.
                O Canada, the US we strive to be.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Top Ten Reasons Why Canada Sucks

To pop this blog's cherry, Ashley and I brainstormed the top ten reasons why Canada ticks us off, in no specific order of course.

For starters, topping the list is 1) Celine Dion

Adding to this musical catastrophe 2) Justin Bieber

3) Canadian Bacon? It's HAM!

4) No one cares about Curling. It's not even a real sport.

5) Who wants to buy milk in a bag? It comes in a carton.

6) They have a province dedicated to the French. The French are assholes.

7) There is a place called Moosejaw. Need I say more?

8) Have you ever seen a Canadian Sweater. They're so ugly.

9) Mounties. Yeah, the horse is more intimidating.

and finally 10) Their accents. "How aboot we play some hockey, eh?"

Feel free to add ideas or bash our own or even uselessly attempt to defend Canada.