Tuesday, October 12, 2010

O Canada!




Ashley and I decided that Canada's national anthem, besides sounding like church music, was unfit. So, I took it upon myself to rewrite the lyrics to what it should rightfully be. 

For those of you who have never cared to see the original here it is:
                     O Canada!
                Our home and native land!
                True patriot love in all thy sons command.
                With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
                The True North strong and free!
                From far and wide,
                O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
                God keep our land glorious and free!
                O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
                O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

The version it should actually be:
                    O Canada!
                Our beer is brewed and grand!
                Until 1931, we were under Britain's command.
                With abundance of only ice,
                Life consists of hockey!
                Kids far and wide,
                O Canada, travel to be potential draftees.
                God keeps our land negative ten degrees!
                O Canada, the US we strive to be.
                O Canada, the US we strive to be.

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha this is hilarious. canada really does try and be just like America. They have no culture in and of themselves. If America disappeared canadia would too. Its a pathetic anti-culture, and living there is to live in a vacuum.

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