To pop this blog's cherry, Ashley and I brainstormed the top ten reasons why Canada ticks us off, in no specific order of course.
For starters, topping the list is 1) Celine Dion
Adding to this musical catastrophe 2) Justin Bieber
3) Canadian Bacon? It's HAM!
4) No one cares about Curling. It's not even a real sport.
5) Who wants to buy milk in a bag? It comes in a carton.
6) They have a province dedicated to the French. The French are assholes.
7) There is a place called Moosejaw. Need I say more?
8) Have you ever seen a Canadian Sweater. They're so ugly.
9) Mounties. Yeah, the horse is more intimidating.
and finally 10) Their accents. "How aboot we play some hockey, eh?"
Feel free to add ideas or bash our own or even uselessly attempt to defend Canada.