Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas

So, I don't think I should really bash on Canada too hard today, considering it's Christmas. Also, I got a Leafs t-shirt this morning and I'm wearing it as I type this. So....

All I'm going to say is Merry Christmas to all.... except Canada because they suck.









Just kidding, Merry Christmas to Canada too.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Urban Dictionary- the source of dumb

The biggest lead I had for this weak was that Ashley's car keys are made in Canada. My god, good luck to those driving around her. Someway, those keys are going to cause her car to spin out worse than a Nascar driver's and kill someone. And when the police are investigating this murder, they'll discover those car keys were made in Canada and the accident will have made sense.

Realizing this isn't much to go on, especially since she hasn't gotten into an accident... yet... I should write about something else. Unfortunately, I am suffering some major creativity blockage, so I'm just going to be unoriginal. As I was browsing urbandictionary.com, I found a post that basically took the words out of everyone's mouth. Aside from the numerous spelling mistakes, and terrible grammar, it's quite funny. 


Here's the inspiration:
Dear Jordan, 
Velcro was invented by a Swiss engineer in 1941 named George de Mestral, and it was widely used by NASA- not just little kids' shoes. As for zambonis, an Italian-AMERICAN man named Frank Zamboni. Penicillin was discovered by a Scottish scientist Alexander Fleming. The invention of the telephone is disputed. Insulin derived off of research from several scientists, who were European, but was concluded by a canadian. Amateur radio operators are credited with the discovery of long-distance communication on the shortwave bands. They are North American meaning BOTH Canada and America.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Shows that make fun of Canada

Believe me when I say, Ashley and I aren't the only ones that make fun of Canada. In fact, there are several TV shows that do the same.

For example, South Park. It went so far in the movie that- oh just watch.(Parental discretion advised)



According to my mom, late night show host Craig Ferguson quips at Canada from time to time.




Another is How I Met Your Mother. Robin is Canadian and her friends, especially Barney, constantly make fun of her for it. If you watch the show, you may remember that Canadians are afraid of the dark. 



Family Guy mocks Canada quite a bit. Here's a clip.



The Simpsons are another show that constantly make fun of Canada.



Chris Jericho from WWE on Nitro said Canada sucks- and he's CANADIAN!!!

Friday, December 3, 2010

According to Google

Sometimes when I'm having trouble trying to come up with ideas, I go to Google for help. So today, I looked to Google in hopes of finding inspiration. Clicking on the image results, I discovered my next post. Here are my favorite pictures that take a blow to Canada.
 


I don't like Coors, but this billboard rocks. People of Toronto are mean. It's like they're trying to mimic New York, but can't seem to find the magic our American city carries.







I don't think I have to further explain this one. It's like sending out mounties to defend a nation.







Speaking of mounties...






                                                            



This one isn't even meant to be a joke. This is from the Ms. Universe pageant and the outfit Ms. Canada decided to wear. How is this supposed to express Canadian culture? And Canadians wonder why Americans make fun of them so much.




I think Mr. Canada here would have had a better chance at winning. They have no hope anyway, so might as well try to be funny. Then again, maybe that's why Ms. Canada wore that outfit.