Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Canada Is One Big Joke

I'm so sorry for taking a hiatus. Canada is just so uninteresting that Ashley and I had run out of things to talk about.

Since I feel so bad, I'll leave you with my favorite Canadian joke:

The Habs are going to win the Stanley Cup. 


But seriously, the real joke is this:

The Maple Leafs are going to win the Stanley Cup. 


Okay for real (By the way, it's more hockey than Canadian. But then again, Canada is hockey, so...) :

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

"No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"

The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."

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