Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Thanks Canada

So, Ashley and I have been feeling kind of bad. We figure, we bash on Canada sooo hard all the time, that we never get a chance to praise them for things we actually like about them.

So, with out further ado, I give you: Top Ten Things we like about Canada!

1) We all love those little chewy fish-shaped candies. Turns out Swedish Fish are made in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

2) TOM GREEN!!! He is so funny. I have yet to meet a person who doesn't enjoy the Bum Bum Song.

3) We all know life in America is a drag until you reach the magic age of 21. But in Canada, the drinking age varies between 18 and 19. Thanks Canada for making our summer road trips so much fun.

4) We elves like to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. And where can we find syrup? That's right, bring on the Maple Syrup.

5) Flannel is all the rage now- and it looks great depending on the person that's wearing it.

6) I Hate (Almost) Everything About You Canada, except Three Days Grace. They were formed in Norwood, Ontario, Canada.

7) Tim Hortons, I'm sad to say, is better than Starbucks. I'll give you this one.

8) Ashley inists the Yukon must be given props. Why? I have no clue. All I know it's the smallest Canadian federal territory.

9) It influences South Park to make amazing episodes and characters. Among them is the adorable little Ike (whom is Ashley's favorite next to Butters).

10) Last bust certainly not least, drum roll please.....

HOCKEY! And to be more specific, their amazing export of hockey playing talent!

So all in all, thank you Canada.

But I feel like I'm missing something. Oh yeah, you're suckiness overpowers the only ten good things you have produced. So with that being said, Canada- YOU SUCK!

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