What is a Canadian?
Is it the pure rottenness of Quebec?
Or the weird accents of Nova Scotia?
The country is a hopeless wreck.
They should be inspected by a certified member of OSHA.
And who the hell would live in the Yukon?
All those silly Eskimos.
I'd rather drowned myself in the Huron,
then live with frost-bitten toes.
And being an Ottawa Senators fan,
well that's gotta be the worst.
There's no Stanley Cup in their game plan.
The team is clearly cursed.
A Canadian is an odd thing to be.
I have told no lie.
From the Beaufort to Labrador Sea,
The land is completely bone dry.